Old and previous quotes are posted here.
I got three shots today. Vaccinated. I feel like a dog. Who is looking to a adopt?!
Andy John
I use the mouse cursor as a finger to pick your noses in your profile pictures…
Victoria Asher
I wish my friend’s houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels.
Mike Gentile
Gonna start a shoe company that rivals Uggs. What’s a better name, “Dumpys” or “Trollz?”
Ryland Blackinton
Destroy Rolls Until Gone Sushi RT
@tickleskittens: Going to destroy sushi today with@nodirectionhome and@RussVanderhoof.
Nick Martin
you dont need anyones permission to do something great.
Pete Wentz
CAN THE NEW IPHONE TAKE A SICK PICTURE LYKE THISS!??!1
Jordan Witzigreuter
Man, I’m really bad at bowling. It’s alright, though, because I’m really bad at a lot of things. Except pooping, I’m pretty good at that
Brendon Urie
have you ever taken a look inside your gmail spam folder? it’s pretty insane
Gabe Saporta
Just spent the last 10 mins laughing at “dogs afraid of farts” and “farting preacher” videos.
Cassadee Pope
realized that my dad has been getting me a grande in a venti cup because “i can’t tell the difference” for years.
Pete Wentz
Just looked at my vagina for the first time. WTF?!
Deryck Stanek
My external hard drive def crashed. Major bummer. suggestions anyone? Currently trying the freezer method..
Mike Gentile
Falling down is my choice, and my choice alone.
Craig Owens
i wonder if my mom misses me as a kid as much as i do?
Pete Wentz
Grammar: The difference between “fucking a dude” and “fucking a, dude.”
Victoria Asher
How many of you guys get my tweets sent to your phones? More importantly, who have I gotten in trouble at school? Haha
Jordan Witzigreuter
Sometimes you have to save yourself.
Bebe Rexha
I just wanna say I love all you guys that support me, my band, and my friends. You guys are all amazing and make what we do possible <3
Matt Good
Also, Thanks to anyone who DIDN’T enjoy the album, you don’t HAVE to listen to it;) but thanks for your time and saltiness
#motivation
Travie McCoy
I’ve been told I have Haagen-Daz strawberry ice cream nipples… “@onriepeat: If you were a dessert, what would you most likely be?”
Victoria Asher
So thankful for all that I have.. A huge thank you to everyone in my life that has helped make my dreams come true. Love you all. <3
Craig Owens
“You expecting a unicorn? Here’s a pony.” -Apple
Deryck Stanek
The password is password
Pete Wentz
this is an @petewentz appreciation tweet. dude is a legend. wouldn’t be in a band if it weren’t for him. so much love for that guy.
Alex DeLeon
never cry alone. promise me that. no-one around? put on your headphones, I’m right here. always have been, always will be. you’re not alone.
Craig Owens
Anxiously awaiting the arrival of my suitcase. This is always as bad as being 5 years old again on Christmas eve.
Mike Gentile
Make sure you dont eat too many fermented apples, or you will end up in a tree like that moose..
Jordan Witzigreuter
Its too damn hot for a penguin to be just, walking around.”
William Beckett
